Posts Tagged ‘office cup holder’

Have thanked your cup holder today?

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

Hi! I’m your cup holder. Welcome to my world. A world where I am useful to people from all walks of life and, serve the purpose of holding your drinks while you work. My life is anything but drab. I help people to avoid spilling their drinks. I make sure that important things like attending to writing, reading and working on your computer are made possible by my presence without you having to forego your morning drink.

For those of you who have trudged to your workplace after getting a drink, you may feel the need to have your drink while you open your mail. If I am there at your desk, you can do this without major effort while you drive away the morning blues with a cup of strong coffee.

And for those who have their coffee while driving, I am there by your side in the car to help you out. My advice is: don’t drink while you are driving. But, when “hands free” mobiles are the order of the day, why can’t hands free drinking be out of place. After all you have the luxury of having me in the car.

My day starts early and ends late at night. Sometimes, it extends throughout the night as well. Talk about round the clock service and 24/7 utility. You may drop your breakfast on to the desk or your seat. But, not coffee! Because, I am there to hold your cup so that you don’t spill your coffee.

You don’t have to invest a lot to get me to your service. Nor am I cheap. You’d probably get me for the price of two movie tickets. Isn’t that a good deal? Instead of taking your sweetheart to the movie, you can get to buy me. And what more than having me to do your bidding throughout my tenure.

Old soldiers don’t die. They fade away. It is the same with me. I get replaced with younger substitutes and am recycled to become something else. Sometimes, people hold on to me for old times’ sake.

Next time you see me somewhere, pat me on the back for all that I do to help you in your daily life. Don’t you think I deserve an occasional thank you? After all, I’m your friendly cup holder that is dispensable yet indispensable. Now, isn’t that something?

How to take a movie theater armrest wherever you go.

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

Movie theater armrests are convenient. They hold your cup in the most natural spot, the end of the armrest. Wouldn’t a cup holder like that be nice to take everywhere?

Janice is a director of a hot, primetime drama series. She hates cold coffee and often misplaces her cup, causing her assistant Justin to continually run for a fresh one. It’d save Justin a lot of headache, and make Janice a lot happier, if she could just keep her cup in a holder at the end of her armrest.

Dave is in his cubicle working away. His boss comes around the corner and startling him asks, “Are those notes ready for the meeting?” Dave turns to hand them over, as his boss is already late. It’s too quick though, as he’s just knocked over his coffee mug and spilled stale coffee all over his workplace. A holder on his chair for his coffee cup would have been a good way to avoid this type of accident.

Mary’s at a Vancouver Canucks game. There’s ten seconds left, and her team’s up by one goal. The Oilers have the puck and fire a shot as the buzzer ends the game. Luongo comes up with the save and GM Place erupts in cheers as the Canucks win. Mary jumps to her feet in excitement, unfortunately she’s just spilled her drink all over her date. So much for a good first impression. She could have used a convenient cup holder that got her drink out of her hands, and instead now her date needs a new shirt.

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